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36 Ways You’re Like Mickey Dean From "The Comeback"

"Red, you look hot! Real hot."

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1. You know how to make an entrance:

2. You're always looking out for your friends, and yourself:

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3. You're full of meaningful nuggets of advice, like this one:

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4. And you're basically a pack rat when it comes to essential party supplies:

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5. You're loyal to your pets:

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6. Your accessory game is unparalleled:

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7. You stand up for little people:

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8. Obviously you were popular in high school:

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9. You like to keep 'em guessing when it comes to labels:

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10. You make it a point to select the appropriate footwear for every event:

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11. You frequently brag about your sexual partners:

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12. When social situations get awkward, you're quick to bail:

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13. You're no good at long distance runs:

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14. You pay honor to the appropriate deities:

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15. You're punctual:

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16. You never wear form-fitting clothes to yoga:

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17. But always encourage your friends to wear cleavage-baring dresses:

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18. You have no problem justifying almost any purchase:

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19. You never miss an opportunity to squeeze in some extra shut-eye:

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20. Bacon frequently gets the better of you:

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21. You love a good party:

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22. You give amazing, original compliments:

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23. You're intuitive:

24. You have an equestrian spirit:

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25. You rarely pass up an offer for free weed:

26. In spite of what it does to your long-term memory:

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27. You're defensive of your friends:

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28. You're hopelessly optimistic:

29. You use humor to lighten the blow when delivering bad news:

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30. You don't like being challenged:

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31. You're philosophical:

32. You brag about your accomplishments in the restroom:

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33. Your mind is usually in the gutter:

34. You love having a good time:

35. You give concise descriptions of people:

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36. And no matter what, nothing comes between you and your work:

We love you, Mickey!

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