1. Unboxing your Vitamix was a day that will always be remembered.
2. But remembering where you put that instruction manual? Forget about it!
3. When you first started using your Vitamix, you were hella cautious and chopped everything into cubes no larger than an inch.
4. But that got old. Real fast.
5. You know people judge you for owning such a high quality kitchen appliance.
6. But so what? Fresh juice and smoothies makes you happy, and eating well will help you live longer.
7. You’d convinced yourself it was worth investing in a Vitamix because of all the healthy things you'd be eating. Like kale smoothies, and fresh almond flour.
8. But IRL your Vitamix is mainly used for chocolate hazelnut spread and frozen margaritas.
9. You’ve definitely been hypnotized by your Vitamix, especially when a perfect whirlpool happens.
10. You thought you’d save money, but your grocery bill actually skyrocketed after you got your Vitamix.
11. And now, there's a pretty much a lifetime supply of frozen fruits and vegetables in your freezer.
12. Turning your Vitamix on, without the lid properly secured, is a mistake you only make once.
13. Coring apples is for suckers.
14. Hulling strawberries is a complete waste of time.
15. It took you longer then you’d like to admit to discover that you could take apart the tamper to clean it.
16. There are few things as delicious in life as fresh nut butters.
17. And even fewer things as difficult to scrape out from the bottom of your Vitamix.
18. Homemade almond milk is surprisingly easy to make.
19. Your Vitamix is your secret weapon when it comes to perfectly smooth soups and sauces.
20. But blending those hot-as-hell soups and sauces is definitely no joking matter.
21. Because every now and then this inevitably this happens.
Burn scars in the shapes of soup splatters are common.
22. When the tamper isn't getting everything to blend, sometimes you can gently rock your Vitamix back-and-forth.
23. But rock it too hard and the container will slip off of the base, causing an almost deafening sound.
24. Cleanup is a breeze.
25. Except when this happens.
26. Or this.
27. Frozen bananas + milk = instant banana ice cream.
28. You love your Vitamix and can't imagine your life without it. It's practically one of your best friends.
Let's face it, none of your other friends have ever made you a smoothie nearly as good as the ones your Vitamix makes anyways.