17 “Sexy” Christmas Costumes For Guys That Will Make You Lose Your Faith In Humanity

    Ho, ho, ho.

    Wondering what to get for that special guy in your life?

    1. Allow me to help reduce your holiday shopping stress, first and foremost, by recommending this "Saint Dick" costume.

    You're welcome.

    2. Or this reindeer thong.

    Complete with a furry tail backside!

    3. How about a candy cane g-string?

    4. Or this sexy holiday suspender, AKA a Santa thong.

    5. Which now comes in additional seasonal variations. Like this "Sexy Reindeer" suspender thong.

    6. If you really want to go all out then complete the look with a sexy pair of boat shoes.

    7. Is your special guy a fan of felines?

    8. Mistletoe not included.

    9. These snowman briefs would bring a smile to any guy's face on Christmas morning.

    10. You can't lose with a pair of "Strapping Santa" boxers.

    11. Or "sexy present" boxers.

    12. Remind your guy who's the boss with this "Santa's Helper" getup.

    13. Lol.

    14. "Santa's Big Helper"

    No comment.

    15. If saying "big" makes you giggle too hard, you could go for the "Kissmas Pudding" thong.

    16. Or this less revealing "Fever Male Elf" costume.

    17. And finally, I promise you this "Holiday Tidings Jockstrap" will totally make for the perfect stocking stuffer!

    THE FUCKING GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!