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Nobody Likes Hand Jobs

Handies no more.

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For anyone who might be unfamiliar, a hand job is the act of using one’s hand to stimulate a penis…

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Long gone are the days when a few tugs of ye ol' one-eyed monster result in a pleasurable orgasm.

It can be dry and awkward for the recipient. Just sayin'.

I've also heard that poorly executed hand jobs have become one of the leading causes of arthritis.*

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*OK so I totally just made that up... but giving a hand job definitely takes a toll on your hand, wrist, and arm.

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