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Do You Remember The Lyrics To "Poor Unfortunate Souls"?

Come in. Come in, my child.

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  1. The only way to get what you want…

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    Person
    Woman
    Human
    Homo sapien
  2. Can you do that?

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    Sweet; what
    Sweet; all
    Sweet; how
    Moronic; what
  3. It's what I live for. To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself.

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    With so
    With hoe
    Plus no
    With no
  4. I admit that in the past I've been a nasty.

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    Joking
    Kidding
    Lying
    Fibbing
  5. But you'll find that nowadays.

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    Mended; saw
    Mended; seen
    Mended; touched
    Mended; clapped on
  6. Disney
    Fabulously
    Actually
    Luckily
    Fortunately
  7. It's a talent that I always have possessed, and dear lady, please don't laugh…

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    It; and
    It; the
    Magic; and
    Magic; the
  8. Pathetic! Poor unfortunate souls.

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    Pain; desperate
    Pain; begging
    Pain; longing
    Discomfort; longing
  9. That one wants to get the girl, and do I help them?

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    Indeed
    Ma'am
    Siree
    Doll
  10. Those poor unfortunate souls.

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    Sad; blue
    Sad; true
    Sad; emo
    Sad; hilar
  11. They come flocking to my cauldron.

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    Help
    Now
    Please
    S’il vous plaît
  12. And I help them? Yes I do. Now it's happened once or twice. Someone couldn't pay the price. And I'm afraid…

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    Rake; holes
    Fake; coals
    Take; coals
    Rake; coals
  13. Yes I've had the odd complaint, but on the whole I've been a saint.

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    Those; unfortunate
    These; unfortunate
    Them; unfortunate
    Those; unforgettable
  14. Now here’s the deal. I will make you a potion that will turn you into a human for three days.

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    It
    That
    What
    Milk
  15. Now listen, this is important. Before the suns sets on the third day you’ve got to get dear old princey to fall in love with you.

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    Marry
    Propose
    Kiss
    Penetrate
  16. Not just any kiss.

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    Fools
    Real
    Absolute
    True
  17. If he does kiss you before the sun sets on the third day, you’ll remain human permanently. But if he doesn’t you turn back into a mermaid and you belong to me.

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    Don’t
    No
    Hey
    Do it
  18. Have we got a deal?

    Human; dad
    Human; brothers
    Human; father
    Human; BFFs
  19. That’s right. But you'll have your man! Life's full of tough choices, isn't it?

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    More
    Other
    Quick
    Additional
  20. We haven't discussed the subject of payment. You can’t get something for nothing, you know.

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    Own
    Do
    Know
    Have
  21. I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle. You’ll never even miss it.

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    Need
    Want
    Desire
    Will steal
  22. My voice?

    Hot; talking; zip
    Baby; talking; zilch
    Sweet; talking; zilch
    Sweet; talking; zip
  23. But without my voice, how can I…

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    Looks; pretty
    Looks; perfect
    Looks; smiling
    Hair; perfect
  24. And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha!

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    Don’t enjoy
    Don't like
    Can’t stand
    Can’t hear
  25. They think a girl who gossips is a bore. Yes, on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word.

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    Prattle
    Babble
    Practice
    Barbell
  26. Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation.

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    Two
    Through
    True
    Rude
  27. But they dote and swoon and fawn on a lady who's withdrawn.

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    Holds; trunk
    Holds; tongue
    Bites; tongue
    Bites; upper lip
  28. Come on you poor unfortunate soul.

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    Ahead; your
    Ahead; the
    Along; your
    To Chipotle; your
  29. I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day, it won't cost much…

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    Dignity
    Looks
    Voice
    Life savings
  30. You poor unfortunate soul. It’s sad but true.

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    The; sweet
    This; sweet
    Golden Gate; sweet
    The; pet
  31. You've got the pay the toll. Take a gulp and take a breath, and go ahead and sign the scroll!

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    Taught her
    Taught it
    Got it
    Got her
  32. The boss is on a roll.

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    Unfortunate
    Unlikable
    Unappealing
    Desperate
  33. Beluga sevruga…

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    Cilicia
    Caspian
    Chukchi
    Catalan
  34. Larengix glaucitis, et max laryngitis. La voce to me.

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    Bling
    Song
    Sing
    Ping me
  35. Aa-aa-aah, a-aa-aah.

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    Going
    Continuing
    Lying
    Singing

Do You Remember The Lyrics To "Poor Unfortunate Souls"?

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