Buzz·Posted on Dec 1, 201519 Tweets About Hanukkah That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud“I know you said you only want a little, but I got you a latke!”by Mathew GuiverBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Megan Amram @meganamram "It happens to a lot of guys" - girl on Hanukkah to a guy who can't make his oil last 8 days 11:16 PM - 11 Dec 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt Christmas movies rebooted as Hanukkah movies: -Home Shalom -A Christmas Carole King -It's a Wonderful Life When You Call Your Mother 12:02 AM - 22 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Jess Zimmerman @j_zimms I feel like I understand now why Chanukah happens when it does. We could all use a little light right now. And fried stuff. 08:23 PM - 09 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Mike Leffingwell @mikeleffingwell Think how much more exciting "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel" would be if they'd written it after the dreidel was dry & ready. 06:19 AM - 19 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Jewish Girl Problems @jewishgirlprbs Happy Hanukkah 10:26 PM - 16 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Shari VanderWerf @shariv67 My Thanksgiving/Hanukkah miracle will be if one day's supply of alcohol gets me through 8 days with my family. 03:41 PM - 27 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. maura quint @behindyourback Dads: I know you said you only want a little, but I got you a latke! 07:40 PM - 16 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman iTunes has a "Hanukkah Essentials" playlist. It's a bottle of wine. 01:49 PM - 14 Dec 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Bridger Winegar @bridger_w There's no place in retail lonelier than the Hanukkah shelf at a See's Candies in Utah. 12:58 AM - 25 Nov 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack Idea for Disney song: Hakuna ma Hanukkah. 03:20 PM - 06 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Annie Stamell @stamos To educate us on our Jewish heritage, my dad has cooked latkes tonight. So far I've learned breakfast for dinner is AWESOME. 12:59 AM - 28 Dec 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Tim Siedell @badbanana My phone has been at ten percent battery life for the last four hours. This is the new Hanukkah. 12:20 AM - 01 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. CJ Werleman @cjwerleman Hanukkah is a corporate conspiracy invented by the Jewish arts & crafts lobby to sell more dreidels. 11:39 PM - 27 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt What's cool about words like Chanukah is that u can spell them however you want, changing it up for when your tweet has too many characters. 08:52 PM - 17 Nov 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Liana Maeby @lianamaeby People complain that there aren't enough Hanukkah songs, but "I Saw Mommy Kissing the Mezuzah" just isn't very catchy! 08:28 PM - 17 Dec 2009 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. jeffpearlman @jeffpearlman Step aside, whiny Christians. It's our time to bring the funk. #starbucks #chanukah 06:17 AM - 11 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. The Jewish Mother @jewishmotheruk Last night Chanukah. Goodbye doughnuts. Hello gym 06:42 PM - 04 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. andy lassner @andylassner Whether we celebrate Chanukah, Christmas or Kwanzaa I think we can all agree that quality family time is a disaster 07:21 PM - 26 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Pugnado @LuvPug If I start now, I should have all the wax scraped off the menorah in time for next Hanukkah. 04:24 PM - 11 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite