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17 Tweets About "The Force Awakens" That Will Make You Laugh Your Ass Off

Be warned: This post may contain very light spoilers.

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One Star Wars spinoff should be the story of the Empire engineer who keeps designing ultimate weapons with easily accessible fatal flaws.

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Say what you will about Kylo Ren but his conditioner game was ON POINT.

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Harrison Ford: still mega bangable on all planets #TheForceAwakens

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Seeing Star Wars again. Hopefully they explain the origin of Rey's fudgesicle speeder this time.

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Felt extra safe on the subway tonight due to all the folks with lightsabers.

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breaking news jj abrams reveals that new star wars movie was originally going to be called Episode VII: I Hate You, Dad

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I told Mom people thought Star Wars didn't used to be for girls. She looked very worried, and said "Harrison Ford is still in it, right?"

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A guy that tried to make fun of me for liking Star Wars in high school just posted he was going today. I PM'd him every spoiler.

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I'm eating away all the Star Wars feels

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Now that we've met BB-8 my prediction for the next Star Wars movie is that we meet BB-69. 🙃

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So anti-establishment, I will probably wait until next week to see "Star Wars".

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The fact Star Wars took place a long time ago in a galaxy far far away & they had amazing technology makes cavemen look like pieces of shit

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Still thinking about Kylo Ren's cloak. That knit looked very luxurious.

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When is the Empire going to finally realize that Storm Troopers are simply not an effective military force?

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Somewhere there's a dude named Kyle Oren, and no one will ever believe him ever again.

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I've reached the point where I hate things that don't have a star wars promotional tie-in

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