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Gaston And LeFou Were Probably Fucking

Disney's greatest untold love story.

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There's no denying it... Beauty and the Beast is one of Disney's most iconic animated movies.

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It's a tale as old as time. About far off places, daring sword fights, magic spells, and a prince in disguise!

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Consider this: Women all over the village were literally throwing themselves at Gaston. But instead of hooking up with one of The Bimbettes, Gaston set his sights on Belle. One of the only women in town who doesn't want to have sex with him.

Belle makes it very clear that she doesn't want anything to do with Gaston.

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Because he didn't want to have sex with her either! He wanted a sexless trophy marriage to appease his followers. Then he could continue fucking LeFou on the DL.

Like it or not, Gaston had a reputation in town for being burly and brawny. Which can cause a lot of pressure and anxiety, especially if it's the 1700s and you're a closeted gay man.

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I can get past the comment about how "thick" Gaston's neck is, but I can't get past the light bondage.

"You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley..."

Did LeFou have to say "Dick"? Really? There wasn't anyone else in the bar with a less phallic name?

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