There's a mystery happening in Portland that started a little over a week ago, when a picture was posted to Imgur showing what appeared to be two dildos hung from a local power line.
Locals, too, started posting similar pictures to Twitter documenting the emerging trend.
At this point, dozens of dildos have been spotted throughout Portland, and so far no one has any clue who's doing it, or why.
There’s a rumor circulating on Reddit that someone at a Portland area sex shop recently made a gigantic mistake by ordering 10,000 damaged dildos.
The rumor says they then gave the toxic toys to friends, one of whom became the mysterious dong dangler. At this point, however, the story is still unsubstantiated.
Local utility spokespeople have confirmed to Reuters that the hanging dildos luckily do not pose any fire hazards.
Not much else is known about these dildos swinging from electric lines, but the people of Portland seem to be enjoying the trend.
So for now we want to extend a thanks to this mysterious dick decorator, for making our hump day infinitely more enjoyable!
H/T: College Humor