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20. Stick them in your closet.
19. View the world through pearl colored glasses.
18. Provide your children with the necessary pearls of wisdom.
17. Pretend your dog is human.
16. Add them to your baked goods.
15. Or even your wedding cake.
14. Use them as makeup.
13. Put them on your nails.
12. Show people the kind of person you are without having to have a real conversation.
11. Decorate for the holidays.
10. Always try to be yourself.
9. Protect yourself from life's many dangers.
8. Wear chic headphones.
7. Put them on first thing in the morning.
6. Use them as home decor.
5. Prepare for Halloween.
4. Make every phone call glamorous.
3. Wear them on your ears.
2. Wear them daily.
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