1. He knows you’re only wearing that cardigan to cover the stain on your blouse:
2. He knows you voted for yourself for Employee of the Month:
3. He knows you didn’t wash your hands:
4. He knows you weren’t “just passing by” the Breaking Dawn midnight premiere:
5. He knows his birthday present isn’t already in the mail:
6. He knows you didn’t “decide” to go stag to your Cousin Ginny’s wedding:
7. He knows that you don’t own “Fifty Shades of Grey” as a joke:
8. He knows that “Citizen Kane” isn’t really your favorite movie:
9. And… He knows who you went home with last night:
- Beloved actor Gene Wilder, who starred in classics like "Willy Wonka" and "Blazing Saddles," has died at 83.
- Huma Abedin, a top aide to Hillary Clinton, is separating from Anthony Weiner after his latest sexting revelation.
- Apple will unveil the newest iPhones on September 7. Expect a new dual-camera system and NO headphone jack 📱