1. He knows you’re only wearing that cardigan to cover the stain on your blouse:
2. He knows you voted for yourself for Employee of the Month:
3. He knows you didn’t wash your hands:
4. He knows you weren’t “just passing by” the Breaking Dawn midnight premiere:
5. He knows his birthday present isn’t already in the mail:
6. He knows you didn’t “decide” to go stag to your Cousin Ginny’s wedding:
7. He knows that you don’t own “Fifty Shades of Grey” as a joke:
8. He knows that “Citizen Kane” isn’t really your favorite movie:
9. And… He knows who you went home with last night:
- Police are investigating after someone destroyed Donald Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star with a sledgehammer early Wednesday.
- A powerful magnitude-6.1 earthquake struck Italy Wednesday night, hours after a smaller magnitude-5.5 quake struck the same region.
- Apple has delayed shipping its new wireless Airpods headphones that were supposed to go out to iPhone 7 users this month. 🎧
- Donald Trump bashed Hillary Clinton for going to an Adele concert after critics slammed him for promoting his new hotel.