Is Buzzfeed serious with this bullshit? Don’t give me a rose, you stupid jerk, vote pro-choice & equal pay. George Clooney? Knights in shining armor? Is this a joke? Was it supposed to be cute? I’m glad Jaime Lannister threw you out of that window, you 4 foot sexist prick!
Well, if you were imprisoned and made to kiss female animals of a species not your own while another animal took pictures I think you might have that same “Oh, Lord Jesus, this never happened. Please, free me even if by the sweet release of death.” look on your face too.