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    • maryp8

      my grandmother and I were grocery shopping and she was looking at the chicken. someone walked up next to her and she thought it was me, so she jokingly said, “how ‘bout some breasts” in a pervy way.
      but it wasn’t me. it was some old guy who thought she was hitting on him! another time, when I was like 12, I was standing in line at the snack counter in a Kmart, and I was standing in front of a display case with teddy bears on it, i reached behind me to absentmindedly stroke one of the teddy bears.
      And when I turned around, I realize that I had actually been stroking the upper thigh of a very large, very confused black woman.

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