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9 Aspects Of Flying That Would Be Totally Inappropriate Anywhere Else

Uhh yeah, of COURSE I don't mind if you fart for seven hours straight.

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9. Drinking in the morning

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Some people will try to excuse it with an explanation about time zones and body clocks. Those people are called alcoholics.

8. Being forced to consider the graphic details of how you will perish

"Step one, plummet into ocean. Step two, fake oxygen mask so you don't notice you're already dead."
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"Step one, plummet into ocean. Step two, fake oxygen mask so you don't notice you're already dead."

7. Even for a second considering buying something like this from SkyMall:

It's only 399.99!
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It's only 399.99!

6. Overt discrimination based on socioeconomic status

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How do I even First Class?

5. Watching a sweaty stranger sleep with his/her mouth open

4. And/or being that sweaty stranger

I swear, on the ground I am like at LEAST a 5.
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I swear, on the ground I am like at LEAST a 5.

3. Having this reaction to a baby even before it opens its mouth

2. Eating food that is probably biological warfare

1. And coping with more day drinking

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