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    I'm Just A Girl, Standing In Front Of The Last Two Episodes Of "Stranger Things 4," Asking Them To Answer These 15 Questions

    First and foremost: How much stranger can these things get?

    Stranger Things came back with a bang in May, but its fourth season isn't over yet: Two more episodes will drop on July 1. Netflix dropped the trailer for Vol. 2 a few days ago, and between the guitar solo in hell and the ominous declarations of how much danger they're all in and Max reaching for her cassette player, I think it's fair to say that Vecna doesn't spontaneously decide to become one of the good guys.

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    El's true superpower? Diplomacy. Just kidding, it's the ability to throw monsters around with her brain. 

    I walked away from Volume 1 of Stranger Things 4 with a pre-existing, but revitalized passion, for Kate Bush and plenty of questions about what's going to happen in the final two episodes of the season. Here are 15 of those questions.

    This post contains as many spoilers for Stranger Things 4 as the Upside Down does demogorgons, so if you aren't up to date, proceed with caution! 

    1. Is one of the heroes going to die, and if so, who can I bribe to stop that from happening?

    a group of kids staring someone down, two of the characters in sailor uniforms, and the older characters staring in shock

    2. And if someone has to go to the big Starcourt Mall in the sky, who's it going to be?

    three of the characters standing in a dark room

    3. Steve better not die, damn it.

    students gathering in the school hallway and looking out to something

    4. Does anyone know what Nancy's favorite song is?

    Nancy looking up while in a dark room filled with ropes

    5. What are the odds that Papa double-crosses Eleven and tries to stop her from leaving the underground compound?

    papa looking back at eleven who's sitting in a chair in hospital clothes

    6. Will Eleven gain any new powers?

    eleven standing in front of a bright light screaming while using her powers

    7. And will she use them to get vengeance on Angela?

    a teen in a classroom

    8. How does everyone end up back together?

    three of the characters walking in snow with large bags

    9. Who's going to deal with the Satanic Panic squad?

    group of teen boys wearing matching letterman jackets

    10. Which song is Eddie going to play in the Upside Down?

    Eddie holding up a guitar in a dark room

    11. Are we going to find out whether Will has a crush on Mike?

    three of the characters at a roller rink

    12. And what did Will paint for Mike?

    the kids walking down a hallway with a circle drawn over something in Mike's hands

    13. Speaking of romance, what's going to happen with all of the central couples?

    close up of three characters in a crowd

    14. Will El defeat Vecna in Volume 2, or is he the series' "final boss," so to speak?

    close up of Vecna

    15. And finally: Do you want to feel how it feels? Do you want to know, know that it doesn't hurt me? Do you want to hear about the deal that I'm making?

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    Hint: It's a deal, with God, to get him to switch our places.