Paper (?)Literal fireworksFire as you dramatically walk away.Club Gorgas when it's lit
Land of de Irish~Paris~This Sweet CribCuba
Woke HillaryLit HillarySavage HillaryChillalry Hillary
This savage.this savage,this *savage*,...or this savage.
This dramatic beret.This chic beret.This okay beret.This legit beret.
An entire Milo's establishment.These gross prepackaged (but may likely never go bad) muffins.A dainty candlelight dinner with J. Bo.The spiritual fulfillment you get when you make it through the Ferg without seeing someone you know.
What Kind Of Birthday Should Joey Have?
Thanks to Kanye and his collaborators, you can now enjoy the perks of having a motherf*cking monster of a time. You probably already know all the words to the song, so you're all ready for your birthday extravaganza. At one point during the night, you'll make a very long speech, which will simultaneously confuse and inspire your audience. Awkward stares will go round the room, whispers bouncing off the walls. "Is he serious?? Was that a metaphor??" In any case, the speech will culminate in you shouting, "JOEY 4 PRES 2K16!"
Wow, you should definitely model your life after Taylor Swift's iconic song, "22." At some point during the night, you'll find that you've somehow accumulated a squad. It will be made of celebrities and other fantastic people. Pray hard, and a Kardashian might just join the team. PSYCHE: We already here, bitch, to celebrate you and your awesomeness. Were just like our leader: lit, woke, and savage. I mean, just look at that damn confetti.
I don't actually know what a *Weedy* time entails. I suppose it could be a reference to plants (ahem, the federally-legal variety). Or maybe, it's a reference to something else entirely. Maybe, just maybe, it describes everything. Just as the weed makes its way to our world and the sun, you literally slayed away all the basics to reach *success.* Damn, that's deep. Keep slayin' basics, Weed.
This type of birthday is ~all~ about the outfit. Don't be afraid to throw on the entirety of your denim wardrobe and get out there on the dance floor. Like denim, you're dependable, stylish, and - of course - timeless. You may wander around and find a filmy spotlight whilst in your denim. Is it a lamp? Is it holy? Nah, get away from there and keep dancin'. HBD.