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4 Things You Can Do If Trump Is Elected

Because what even is this world then?

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1. Hike the Appalachian Trail


The downside is it'll take like six or seven or eight months to hike, and you'll probably be really miserable for most of those months and it'll cost like, thousands of dollars to get the equipment and find a way to pay your bills and stuff.

The positive is you'll be out of touch with the disasters following the election for those six to eight months and you'll still be considered a real human being despite being a woman or immigrant or a human being.

2. Get Plastic Surgery


If Trump is elected, it's probably best to do whatever you can to make yourself look like a white male. How far you want to go is really just a matter of how much respect and civil liberties you want to receive.

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