1.Raccoons are native to North America. Bradley Cooper is also a native — he was born in Philadelphia.
2.Though native to North America, raccoons spread to other parts of the world in the 20th century. Though native to North America, Bradley Cooper's films spread across the world in the early 21st century.
3.Much like a raccoon, Bradley Cooper's legs are longer than his arms.
4.Raccoons have five fingers, which allow them to manipulate objects such as doorknobs. This is also true of Bradley Cooper.
5.Many people are captivated by Bradley Cooper's eyes. Raccoon eyes are cute, too.