You're Going To Lose It Over The New "Captain Marvel" Movie, And Here's Why

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Canada, have you heard the news?!

Captain Marvel is coming straight out of the comic book universe to hit the big screen...

...and it's going to blow your last two brain cells into oblivion.

Don't believe us?

Here's why...

1. The film features a STRONG FEMALE LEAD.

Not that women aren't already superheroes, but, you know.

2. It's set in the '90s (read: serious nostalgic vibes).

Remember to be kind and rewind this GIF, so you can watch it 100 more times.

3. It's chock-full of high-octane action sequences...

Anyone else getting chills watching Carol Danvers literally parkour a moving trolley to shoot photon blasts out of her hands? No? Just us?

4. ...and AMAZING special effects.

If space fights are as badass as they look in this movie, sign us up for the dang war.

5. The supporting cast is absolutely star-studded.

None other than JUDE LAW is the commander of Starforce and Captain Marvel's mentor.

6. We get closer looks into characters we already know from other Marvel films.

Samuel L. Jackson's Nick Fury is noticeably without his signature eyepatch.

7. The villains in the film are literal shape-shifters...

Okay, that Skrull just completely stole that surfer's identity. Rude.

8. ...so you can expect surprises around every corner.

Aw, look at the nice little old la— BOOM.

9. We get to discover more about Captain Marvel's past.

Carol Danvers has to piece together scattered memories of her past which is, like, spine-tinglingly awesome.

10. As always with Marvel, the fun part is figuring out how Captain Marvel's tale figures into the larger story.

Real fans know the movie doesn't truly end until after the credits.

You, tuning in to the movie as soon as it hits theatres:

Catch Captain Marvel in theatres across Canada starting March 7!

Images courtesy of Marvel Canada.