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    marthas46904b0c8 commented on What Do You Wish You Knew Before Having An Orgy?

    Always do consent checkins before you start. Ask what everyone expects and is comfortable with, be specific!

    9/26/2017

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    marthas46904b0c8 commented on What Is Your Absolute Favorite Hot Sauce?

    Torchy's is an amazing taco stand in Texas that makes bomb-ass habanero-tomato hot sauce. It's super hot without leaving you gasping because it finishes really clean.

    9/27/2016

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    marthas46904b0c8 commented on What’s The Most Beautifully Decorated City Around The Holidays?

    Baltimore! In Hampden the residents go absolutely berserk with Christmas lights, inflatables, giant trees made out of tires, plastic Santana of all sizes and themes, it's madness and can probably be seen from space tbh. Plus, the John Waters spirit shines at Christmas and many a yard… 

    12/2/2015

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    marthas46904b0c8 commented on What's The Weirdest Sexual Question Your Parents Have Ever Asked You?

    My mother-in-law once approached me with a half-empty bottle of sesame oil she had found in the room I was staying in. We had been eating takeout in bed and had forgotten to put it away. Dear Mom, however, immediately assumed we were using it for LUBE and asked us not to use the food… 

    10/8/2015

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    marthas46904b0c8 commented on Where Are The Best Places To Go When You're High In NYC?

    Chinatown! No one cares how fucked to you look, there's amazing stuff everywhere, you can eat massive quantities of food for mere dollars, and social interactions are fast and intense, leaving no room for anxious rambling! Plus, I'm only going to eat fried candied squid when stoned… 

    4/9/2015

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    marthas46904b0c8 commented on What's The Dumbest Way You've Broken Your Phone?

    Not my personal story but... A dear friend and colleague (we both work as cheesemongers) dropped an 80lb wheel of Parmiggiano Reggiano on her phone at work. Needless to say, it did not survive the cheese attack. The good news was that she had an update coming so we got to use her… 

    2/18/2015

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