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These days, most bakeries (like Fluffy Thoughts!!!) will make you a free 6” diameter cake on your 1 yr anniversary with the same flavors and decorations. They literally let you have your cake and eat it too!!

"Only cry when you're alone: it makes you stronger." It's from a badass Japanese movie, Kamikaze Girls. The leader of a biker gang of girls becomes the heroine and idol of our main character, and she is one hard, strong, bitch!

Worst thing I ever saw was one of the bakers using his WHOLE DANG ARM to stir a huge vat of cake batter with his hand. He dug straight down to the bottom...up to his elbow... I don't eat store-bought or restaurant cake anymore.

My mother kidnapped me. It was the summer I turned 11 and my mom took me down to the river to go canoeing. We made it about halfway across and she made me turn around to face her and then she took my paddle and put it behind her. She then proceeded to explain the birds and the bees… Read More