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How White & Nerdy Are You?

All indicators taken from Weird Al's 2006 "White & Nerdy"

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  1. Have you ever...?

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    mowed the lawn
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    ridden a Segway
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    ...and worn a helmet
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    used a soldering gun
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    gone bowling
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    played ping pong
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    played badminton
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    gone to Renaissance Fair
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    gone to a trivia night
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    played D&D
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    played Pac-Man
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    played Minesweeper
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    played any computer game more than 3 hours in a row
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    used electronics in the shower
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    edited Wikipedia
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    watched Monty Python
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    watched old sitcoms (i.e. Happy Days)
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    seen the Star Wars Holiday Special
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    had strong opinions about which Star Trek series/captain is better
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    flashed the "Live Long and Prosper" sign
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    spoken or written in Klingon
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    read comics
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    collected comics
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    taken calculus
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    explained what a pascal is
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    explained what binary is
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    memorized digits of pi
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    been valedictorian
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    attended MIT
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    read Stephen Hawking
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    followed intellectuals on social media
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    joined an AV club
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    joined a glee club or choir
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    joined a chess team
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    used an ergonomic keyboard
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    coded html
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    coded java
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    made a website
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    designed an app
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    enjoyed hot tea
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    had a sandwich with mayonnaise
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    been a teetotaller
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    left your car as you bought it - no adjustments
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    shopped online sales for your AV/electronics needs
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    given electronics as a gift to someone who had no clue what to do with it
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    loved bubble wrap
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    collected action figures
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    owned an MC Escher print
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    owned underwear with words or pictures on it (as an adult)
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    bought clothes at the Gap
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    worn a pocket protector
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    worn a fanny pack
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    sunburned easily
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    had braces or headgear
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    quoted your favorite movies in conversation
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    used internet slang in conversation
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    had a sexual fetish for an inanimate object
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    failed at befriending a gangster
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    been called out for being a nerd
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    ...by a stranger
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    ...while they laughed at you
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