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How White & Nerdy Are You?

All indicators taken from Weird Al's 2006 "White & Nerdy"

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  1. 1. Have you ever...?

    mowed the lawn
    ridden a Segway
    ...and worn a helmet
    used a soldering gun
    gone bowling
    played ping pong
    played badminton
    gone to Renaissance Fair
    gone to a trivia night
    played D&D
    played Pac-Man
    played Minesweeper
    played any computer game more than 3 hours in a row
    used electronics in the shower
    edited Wikipedia
    watched Monty Python
    watched old sitcoms (i.e. Happy Days)
    seen the Star Wars Holiday Special
    had strong opinions about which Star Trek series/captain is better
    flashed the "Live Long and Prosper" sign
    spoken or written in Klingon
    read comics
    collected comics
    taken calculus
    explained what a pascal is
    explained what binary is
    memorized digits of pi
    been valedictorian
    attended MIT
    read Stephen Hawking
    followed intellectuals on social media
    joined an AV club
    joined a glee club or choir
    joined a chess team
    used an ergonomic keyboard
    coded html
    coded java
    made a website
    designed an app
    enjoyed hot tea
    had a sandwich with mayonnaise
    been a teetotaller
    left your car as you bought it - no adjustments
    shopped online sales for your AV/electronics needs
    given electronics as a gift to someone who had no clue what to do with it
    loved bubble wrap
    collected action figures
    owned an MC Escher print
    owned underwear with words or pictures on it (as an adult)
    bought clothes at the Gap
    worn a pocket protector
    worn a fanny pack
    sunburned easily
    had braces or headgear
    quoted your favorite movies in conversation
    used internet slang in conversation
    had a sexual fetish for an inanimate object
    failed at befriending a gangster
    been called out for being a nerd
    ...by a stranger
    ...while they laughed at you

How White & Nerdy Are You?

You're not really a nerd at all. But I bet you knew that coming into this quiz.

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You're a little bit nerdy. So you can befriend both geeks & gangsters and have the best of both worlds!

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You are definitely nerdy! But in a fun way. Keep doing you!

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You are seriously nerdy. You're probably already heading to the comments section to debate what a real nerd is. You may have trouble rollin with the gangsters, but you'll always have a few friends who share your lifestyle!

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You are unbelievably nerdy. I'm surprised you exist in real life. Did Weird Al contact you to help write this song? These days, it seems like everyone is a nerd, but you are the real deal. Good luck out there!

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