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12 Signs You're In Serious Wi-Fi Withdrawal

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1. You see someone emailing on their laptop in public and become enraged with jealousy.

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"What network are they using??? How is this possible??? What did they do to deserve this? NOT FAIR."

2. You start having nightmares that you've lost your phone.

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"Oh, phew, it's right here on my bedside table. But what's even the point if I've gone over my data limit and can't get on social media?" Sigh.

3. Your eyes start twitching because they are used to nonstop newsfeed scrolling.

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"Need stimulation..." Twitch... "Need stimulation."

4. And your fingers start twitching because they aren't getting their daily exercise.

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"I might have to take up knitting..."

5. Everything you see suddenly becomes the PERFECT picture to post.

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"Oh, the number of likes I would get!"

6. And all these funny things start happening that would make PERFECT status updates.

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"Oh, the number of LMAOs and OMGs I would get!"

7. You start stockpiling cookbooks because you can't read your favorite food blogs.

"You expect me to go a day without looking at other people's scrumptious concoctions? Yeah, right."
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"You expect me to go a day without looking at other people's scrumptious concoctions? Yeah, right."

8. You have a temper tantrum while trying to read the newspaper.

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"TOO... MANY... PAGES. WANT... MY... ONLINE... NEWS... NOW."

9. The thought of all the friend requests you are getting and can't accept makes you cry.

"I'm going to spend the rest of my life alooonnne!"
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"I'm going to spend the rest of my life alooonnne!"

10. You think you hear the direct message ping everywhere.

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"What was that delightful sound??? Nope, I'm imagining things."

11. You think you see the Wi-Fi signal on your laptop miraculously appearing.

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"Wi-Fi? Wi-Fi? Nope. I'm going insane. This is bad, this is really bad..."

12. And then you just... break.

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"OK, OK, WHOEVER IS PUNISHING ME, YOU WIN. PLEASE GIVE ME MY WI-FI BACK!"

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