You live in New England.Your parents are both lawyers.You have an older sister.With whom you constantly fight.You have a barn in your backyard....where you like to host sleepovers.Your parents force you to get good grades.And basically be perfect.You like to steal your sister's boyfriends.You play field hockey.Your boyfriend is a cop.You were once trapped in a life-sized dollhouse.You can recognize an electric fence.And you know that hope breeds eternal in misery.And, of course, you know the importance of coffee.And you believe others are coffee amateurs.You're the "smart one'' among your friends.You have a job.Involving coffee.Your mom isn't impressed by your job.But you don't GAF.And you have the perfect squad.
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