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16 Of The Funkiest Shower Curtains You Can Order On ~Amazon Prime~

Let's be honest: the one you have now has a tasteful seashell print and smells vaguely of mildew. It's time to upgrade from \_(ツ)_/

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1. This dreamy shower curtain featuring a little guy who understands you, your soul, and the meaning of life itself.

It's like all of your priorities in one place!Order from Amazon for $14.99.
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It's like all of your priorities in one place!

Order from Amazon for $14.99.

2. And this one which is something out of your dreams (or nightmares?!)

Staring into the unicorn's laser beam eyes will definitely wake you up in the morning.Order from Amazon for $19.99.
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Staring into the unicorn's laser beam eyes will definitely wake you up in the morning.

Order from Amazon for $19.99.

3. And this one that shines a beacon of hope on these troubled times.

I'm sensing a pattern here... The bad news is it's $59.99 and Prime ineligible. :( Order it here anyway.
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I'm sensing a pattern here...

The bad news is it's $59.99 and Prime ineligible. :(

Order it here anyway.

4. This old-school pinup with a woman who is honestly you getting ready to shower.

Taking Free the Nipple to the next level. Order from Amazon for $18.99.
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Taking Free the Nipple to the next level.

Order from Amazon for $18.99.

5. This perfect substitute for when your tub is too grimy for a luxurious bubble bath.

Does the sight of so many bubbles make anyone else think of that little yellow fish from Finding Nemo?Order from Amazon for $17.99.
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Does the sight of so many bubbles make anyone else think of that little yellow fish from Finding Nemo?

Order from Amazon for $17.99.

6. This flowery vision that would remind you of Jaws if it wasn't so stinkin' cute.

The real question is whether the cats are underwater or the sharks are above ground.Order from Amazon for $29.99.
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The real question is whether the cats are underwater or the sharks are above ground.

Order from Amazon for $29.99.

7. This guide to disguises that's full of upper lip inspo.

I mustache you to forgive my terrible puns. Order from Amazon for $19.50.
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I mustache you to forgive my terrible puns.

Order from Amazon for $19.50.

8. This daily reminder that you are a damn queen and don't ever need to change.

Do you, homie.Order from Amazon for $29.95.
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Do you, homie.

Order from Amazon for $29.95.

9. This big misunderstanding featuring an innocent little sloth.

He got lost and thought the Empire State Building was a eucalyptus tree. It happens!Order from Amazon for $29.99.
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He got lost and thought the Empire State Building was a eucalyptus tree. It happens!

Order from Amazon for $29.99.

10. This nautical scene that would make Ariel miss the ocean.

If you think about it, this shower curtain is pretty much a tribute to the magic that is seahorse breeding. Order from Amazon for $24.99.
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If you think about it, this shower curtain is pretty much a tribute to the magic that is seahorse breeding.

Order from Amazon for $24.99.

11. This universal truth as told by a somber lil pupper.

RETWEET. Order from Amazon for $24.90.
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RETWEET.

Order from Amazon for $24.90.

12. This charming snowfest that is seasonally appropriate, permanently adorable.

No, I'm not going to buy a new one in July! Why would you even ask that?!Order from Amazon for $29.90.
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No, I'm not going to buy a new one in July! Why would you even ask that?!

Order from Amazon for $29.90.

13. This one featuring an old sea captain who has seen some things...things you couldn't possibly imagine.

10/10 would take this fella out for a beer just to listen to his stories. Order from Amazon for $17.99
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10/10 would take this fella out for a beer just to listen to his stories.

Order from Amazon for $17.99

14. This one showing a guy who dared to be different.

You go, Rainbow Zebra!Order from Amazon for $19.99.
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You go, Rainbow Zebra!

Order from Amazon for $19.99.

15. And this one with his equally unique buddy.

Well, this is awkward. Order from Amazon for $29.95
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Well, this is awkward.

Order from Amazon for $29.95

16. And finally, this majestic shower curtain starring a lion who has, in a word, swagger.

"Have you seen Simba? He's like, hot now." – EveryoneOrder from Amazon for $89.99.
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"Have you seen Simba? He's like, hot now." – Everyone

Order from Amazon for $89.99.

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