Near Death By McDonalds
A set of golden arches fell on top of an elderly couple while they were parked outside of an Illinois McDonalds in their Trailblazer. "I’m mad. You don’t think you park under a sign . . . and giant golden arches are going to come smashing down on you," said the couple's daughter-in-law. Couldn't have said it better myself!
Like Mother, Like Daughter
In the spirit of messed up mother/daughter relationships, check out Janet and Jane Cunliffe. Janet underwent £10,000 worth of plastic surgery to look like her daughter, Jane, and the two frequently get mistaken for sisters when they go out clubbing together. My sincerest sympathies go out to Jane's father.
F*ck, Marry, Kill: Kanye, Jared, Brandon
From the mixed-up files of Kanye's blog: a forthcoming collaboration between West, Jared Leto, and Brandon Flowers? Is it just me or is Jared Leto purposely working against his hotness? In any case, this picture provides amazing fodder for a compelling game of F*ck, Marry, Kill.