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Wolf Car

This is far superior to your average airbrushed wolf sweatshirt.

Mark • 10 years ago

How To Make a Vilena-Style Photo

A new trend in Russia sees Russian women taking digital photos of themselves lying stomachs down, butts up on their beds.

Mark • 10 years ago

Creepy Neglected Children Ad

Though it's certainly effective advertising, I feel like the the creepiness of the poster suffocating a child risks overshadowing the PSA message itself. Is that a Thomas the Tank Engine patch on his OshKosh B'Gosh dungarees?

Mark • 10 years ago

Hit Me With A Club!

Is this ad condoning domestic abuse fueled by strawberry daquiri-induced inebriation? Whatever she wants, you better give it to her fast -- she's got crazy eyes!

Mark • 10 years ago

Waterskiing Monkeys

Momoko and Lilly aren't just any two ordinary waterskiing monkeys. During their grand finale, Momoko drives a remote-controlled powerboat while Lilly waterskis behind. Not to mention how adorable monkeys are in onesie wetsuits!

Mark • 10 years ago

Designer Dildos (NSFW)

Nothing says decadence quite like a set of designer dildos perched on top of champagne stems. Cheers!

Mark • 10 years ago

Miss California Defends 'Opposite' Marriage

Last night's face-off between Perez Hilton and Miss California was perhaps the only part worth watching -- I'm guessing only one of these two voted against Prop 8. Also, since when did "opposite" marriage refer to heterosexual marriage? Sign of the times!

Mark • 10 years ago

Near Death By McDonalds

A set of golden arches fell on top of an elderly couple while they were parked outside of an Illinois McDonalds in their Trailblazer. "I’m mad. You don’t think you park under a sign . . . and giant golden arches are going to come smashing down on you," said the couple's daughter-in-law. Couldn't have said it better myself!

Mark • 10 years ago

How NOT To Take Your DUI Test

This poor old man fails his DUI test before he even uses the breathalyzer -- or use the breathalyzer correctly, that is.

Mark • 10 years ago

Mariah Carey-Induced Epilepsy

A 23-year old woman experienced what scientists term a musicogenic epileptic fit upon listening to Mariah Carey's "Dreamlover", and this in-depth dissertation gets to the bottom of it. I'm assuming the epilepsy has something to do with . . . . glitter.

Mark • 10 years ago

Google Street View Catches Google Street View

One Google Street View car captures another Google Street View car. Does this classify as post-post-modern?

Mark • 10 years ago

Like Mother, Like Daughter

In the spirit of messed up mother/daughter relationships, check out Janet and Jane Cunliffe. Janet underwent £10,000 worth of plastic surgery to look like her daughter, Jane, and the two frequently get mistaken for sisters when they go out clubbing together. My sincerest sympathies go out to Jane's father.

Mark • 10 years ago

Lady GaGa Meets the Coneheads

Check out GaGa's latest, Conehead inspired doo. On the upside, she's actually wearing pants!

Mark • 10 years ago

Billboard Win

Clever, if not brutal marketing rebuttal from the folks at Santa Monica BMW. I guess you can't say that Audi wasn't asking for it!

Mark • 10 years ago

F*ck, Marry, Kill: Kanye, Jared, Brandon

From the mixed-up files of Kanye's blog: a forthcoming collaboration between West, Jared Leto, and Brandon Flowers? Is it just me or is Jared Leto purposely working against his hotness? In any case, this picture provides amazing fodder for a compelling game of F*ck, Marry, Kill.

Mark • 10 years ago

Sea Lion Smile

Something tells me that a smile in sea lion body language doesn't necessarily denote happiness.

Mark • 10 years ago

RIP Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick

Queer theory will be a little less queer without you. You will be missed!

Mark • 10 years ago

Pimple Popping Voodoo

For blemish enthusiasts and science nerds alike: the weirdest, most dangerous, and arguably most hygienic method of pimple popping that I've ever seen.

Mark • 10 years ago

Pizza Roll Challenge!

A YouTube user by the name BigMastadon scarfs down 40 pizza rolls in a little over 2 minutes. What's more? He washes it all down with a Smirnoff Ice!

Mark • 10 years ago

Return of the Weirdest Dog Ever

This little guy gives this yapper a run for his money. Talking dogs over talking cats, any day!

Mark • 10 years ago