By now you'll surely have heard how the Australian government threatened to kill Johnny Depp's dogs. Now the always brilliant John Oliver has stepped it up a notch on "Last Week Tonight" saying Americans are coming for pay-back.
They want everything Australian removed from the U.S. in the next 50 hours, including Vegemite ("which tastes like a kangaroo did a salty shit in a jar") and Aussie music, like Midnight Oil. Also Rupert Murdoch and Mel Gibson.
A menacing voice-over pointed out that the only Australian celebrity who can stay is Hugh Jackman because "he's delightful, he can sing, dance" and he's also Wolverine.
In the same way that Depp's dogs were given a literal deadline, Australia now has 50 hours or this baby koala will be shot
Your move Australian government! Save the koala and somehow remove the Australian-born Rupert Murdoch from American shores!