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Here's Everything That Happened On Turnbull And Trump's Very Spiffy First Date

"We're not babies."

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The eyes of the world fell on a little, curtained room on a decommissioned aircraft carrier on Friday to see if US President Donald Trump had patched things up with key ally and fellow former businessman Australian prime minister Malcolm Turnbull.

"Big day," Trump told Turnbull.

"Big day," repeated Turnbull.

A reporter asked Trump about whether they remained friends and he said yeah, sure, mentioning champion golfer Greg Norman who'd helped set up a phone call between the pair before Trump was elected.

"We get along great. We have a fantastic relationship, I love Australia, I always have," Trump said.

“Greg Norman is here today, a friend of ours"

Trump went on to talk about healthcare. Just hours after the bill passed to start dismantling Obamacare, Trump praised Australia's public universal healthcare system.

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"We're not babies," Trump said.

Turnbull laughed awkwardly, adding, "Young at heart".

"We had a very very good call. That was a little bit of fake news," Trump said.

The two were set to attend a dinner commemorating the WWII Battle of the Coral Sea. Asked to give his thoughts about the battle, Trump replied, "That was some battle. That was a very important battle for both of us."

It appeared the first date had gone well!

That's the look my cat gives me when I walk on her doing a poo


It was a raging success for all, with both tuxedo'd men retreating to a ballroom for dinner and drinks.

“It’s always good to win a vote in the Congress, or the parliament as we call it,” Turnbull said. “I got to say, it’s always satisfying to win a vote when people predict you’re not going to win it too.”

“So keep at it, it’s great.”

The statement will likely raise a few eyebrows in Australia, where Turnbull has been accused by opposition parties of wanting to privatize the country's healthcare system.

He then joked about donations he'd made to Murdoch over the years.

"I've been contributing to for years through Rupert," Trump said.

"Every year he'd send me this letter – 'Could you please give money?' I'd say, 'What do I have to do with that, Rupert?' And I'd just keep sending him money, money.

"And now I realize, that was money well-spent."

Mark Di Stefano is a media and politics reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.

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