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This Guy's Thumb Looks Exactly Like A Big Penis

"Who's got two thumbs, one of which looks like a peen?"

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Stephen Owen uploaded a picture of his thumb to Instagram last week and it got a lot of people asking questions. Namely, WHY DOES YOUR THUMB LOOK EXACTLY LIKE A PENIS DUDE?!

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The Australian university lecturer told BuzzFeed he sliced his thumb on a grater while making potato bake for his family. He wrapped his bloodied thumb in a Band-Aid and after one day this was the result.

BuzzFeed is told the Penis Thumb is healing the hole in its head. In the meantime, let us BOW DOWN to the thumb that would be king.