The Royals Had Another Baby And The World's Media Lost Their Shit
Yes, a TV show in the UK correctly predicted the gender of the baby by cutting a banana.
As the news broke that the Duchess of Cambridge had gone into labour this morning, the world's media took the emergency axe to the glass marked "royal baby".
Straight out the gate, the Press Association speculated about just how fast Catherine could push out the little tyke. Apparently, many mothers report "a speedier delivery third time around".
Meanwhile, the Irish Independent were asking the big questions.
On the ground, an unsuspecting couple emerged from the same hospital where the royal baby was being delivered and were met with hundreds of reporters and cameras pointed right at them.
It then got even weirder. ITV's This Morning did a feature where they cut up a so-called psychic banana to work out whether the baby was going to be a boy or a girl.
Just to reiterate: Yes, this was a moment of British television. Yes, this actually really happened.
Amazingly, it got weirder as the banana was right.
Meanwhile, the US's CBS This Morning (different show, this one did not feature a banana) came back from an ad break with footage of a town crier, which it claimed was "the official proclamation" outside the hospital.
"How about that for a birth announcement?" CBS anchor Norah O'Donnell said in the video, which has since been deleted from Twitter. "That’s the way they do it there."
Unfortunately it's not. Not even close.