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15 Times Andrea Pirlo Was The Living Embodiment Of Heavenly Things

No Pirlo, no party.

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1. This is Italian soccer player Andrea Pirlo who just happens to be one of the most beautiful players to have ever played the game.

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2. He's widely regarded as one of the best passers of all time and is a specialist at scoring ~PEACH~ goals like this.

3. But let's take a moment to appreciate this dapper Italian stallion who WILL split your defences.

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4. There was that time you wished you were this World Cup trophy... which he won.

5. And that time he chipped the goalkeeper and you were like, "WHAT A GOD WHO WOULD DO THAT IN A EUROPEAN CUP SEMI-FINAL"

6. Pirlo met the Pope and God said it was good.

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7. There was that three piece suit that wore out your patience for all other men.

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8. And those eyes that made you collapse into your morning espresso.

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9. Pirlo cried and you cried. You couldn't hold back and struggled to breathe.

10. There was that time it rained and his glorious hair FLICKED like a Pirlo midfield pass.

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11. One time he kissed his ring and you immediately googled *pirlo wife* and then realised you had a new enemy in life.

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12. Then there was that time he grew a lip beard and you were like, "I can like lip beards".

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13. This has already become your motto and it's now tattoo'd on your forehead.

14. And his team-mates know it... he knows it...

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15. And now you know it... #PIRLO #FOREVER

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