The government has been criticised for not making climate change a more significant issue at the start of this election.
Prime minister Malcolm Turnbull, who once was rolled by members of his party's right wing for advocating strong action on climate change, has been silent on the issue.
The former crusader for an emissions trading scheme mentioned "climate change" precisely zero times during his election pitch on Sunday afternoon.
At least Morrison is here with his mind-boggling Dr Seuss-like recitation of the government's commitment.
Mark Di Stefano is a media and politics correspondent for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
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