Following Bronwyn Bishop's resignation as parliamentary speaker, Australian political nerds are abuzz with speculation as to who'll be next in the big chair. As 2011 Tony Abbott tweeted, the speaker resigning is a big deal.
Well, stop looking Mr Abbott because we already have the person Australia deserves right now.
Lee Lin Fucking Chin. Bow down.
And if you think about it, it makes total sense. She's an eloquent badass who knows how to lay down the law.
So while old man Philip Ruddock might be the lead candidate, it's time to get around #LeeLinforSpeaker. LESS GABBING MORE STABBING!!
Mark Di Stefano is a political editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in Sydney.
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