1. When the PM bought an office oven from the catalogue.
2. When the foreign minister booked a pretty cheap Uber.
3. When the deputy PM popped over in a chopper.
4. When the former speaker went on a South American bender on a shoestring.
5. When the government wanted the living room to look nice for visitors.
6. When this Liberal MP made $500,000 worth of changes to the office.
7. When the former PM spent a little bit of money on marriages.
8. When some MPs claimed a little allowance while living in their own home.
9. When the former treasurer got in on the action.
10. When we planned for an extra poll and that cost a little bit.
11. When "the immigration department" just would not do.
12. When the new kids needed $1.3 million for nice badges.
13. And when your books need a home...
There's never been a more exciting time to ~live within our means~.
