Kyle Sandilands Shat His Bed And Apparently It Was Like Mashed Pumpkin
"Oh god, I must have dropped some mashed pumpkin... Oh that's poo!"
The self-described "King" Kyle Sandilands has used his first show back for 2015 to reveal he literally shat all over the bed while sick over Christmas.
In a bizarre retelling of the sickness episode, Sandilands told his top-rating Kiis radio show that he woke up in extreme pain one day during his holiday break and texted co-host Jackie O that, "If I die, I want you to know I think you're a wonderful person."
"Sorry, I didn't mean to worry you. Just didn't know what to say ... oh and I've just pooed the bed," read another text message from Sandilands.
"I got up and I looked at the bed and I thought, 'Oh god, I must have dropped some mashed pumpkin'. Then I thought, 'Oh, that's poo!' And it was just everywhere. I scooped up all of the sheets and the pillow, wrapped it up into a big ball and ran into the shower with it."