Andrew Bolt's Ridiculous Love Letter To Tony Abbott Actually Makes Steamy Romantic Posters

    *starts playing Maroon 5 song*

    A few prominent Australian commentators are slowly unhinging over the dumping of Tony Abbott... and right out in front is Andrew Bolt.

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    Bolt has used his widely read News Corp tabloid column for a full-throated defence of Tony Abbott "the man" and it's as glorious as you'd expect.

    Literally the first line printed in national newspapers on Monday: "NOW Tony Abbott is gone I can finally tell the truth about him. Folks, you made a big mistake with this bloke."

    So we decided to test out the strength of Bolt's prose...

    And unsurprisingly it makes a PERFECT romantic poster.

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    Tony was so gentle.

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    And so sensitive.

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    *puts finger to mouth* shuuuuuuush.

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    It was Australia's fault. Take a good ~hard~ look you idiots.

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