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37 Old Liberal Tweets That Are Hilarious Because It's Now Totally On

"Labor leadership chatter is all about Government sacking itself for its poor performance".

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It's no secret the Liberal Party have got themselves into a right royal leadership mess.

But if we read through old tweets from the Liberals would we uncover some hypocrisy? Would it be funny?

1. The answer is yes and yes.

@katielambeski We're ready. I lead a stable and united team - a contrast to the other side #asktony

Tony Abbott@TonyAbbottMHRFollow

@katielambeski We're ready. I lead a stable and united team - a contrast to the other side #asktony

1:22 PM - 24 Feb 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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2. People have been RT-ing the best ones recently. Take for instance one of the leading leadership contenders, Julie Bishop.

If Gillard was solution to Rudd problem are we meant to believe Rudd now solution to Gillard problem?

Julie Bishop@JulieBishopMPFollow

If Gillard was solution to Rudd problem are we meant to believe Rudd now solution to Gillard problem?

6:26 PM - 05 Aug 10ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. Who loved throwing some pop cultural references into the mix.

#ALPsitcoms 'Revenge' - Rudd as Emily Thorn Gillard as Victoria Grayson

Julie Bishop@JulieBishopMPFollow

#ALPsitcoms 'Revenge' - Rudd as Emily Thorn Gillard as Victoria Grayson

4:08 PM - 24 Mar 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. And slamming Labor's "bitterly divided party".

@JoeHockey A desperate PM leading a bitterly divided party resorting to base politics of fear and division seeking to distract from ALP woes

Julie Bishop@JulieBishopMPFollow

@JoeHockey A desperate PM leading a bitterly divided party resorting to base politics of fear and division seeking to distract from ALP woes

6:59 PM - 11 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. Plus, considering the speculation that she is an actual challenger to Prime Minister Abbott... well... this is just funny.

ALP now have 3 "leaders" - the Defender, the Contender and the Pretender.

Julie Bishop@JulieBishopMPFollow

ALP now have 3 "leaders" - the Defender, the Contender and the Pretender.

5:10 PM - 10 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. Treasurer Joe Hockey had this to say in 2013.

2 more Labor candidates sacked tonight. ALP is as dysfunctional as ever. Safer to be in a Big Brother house than be a candidate for Labor!

Joe Hockey@JoeHockeyFollow

2 more Labor candidates sacked tonight. ALP is as dysfunctional as ever. Safer to be in a Big Brother house than be a candidate for Labor!

10:15 PM - 10 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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7. And this... "Will the Australian people get a look on?"

Wow another Press Conference about the Labor Party... That change really worked. Will the Australian people get a look on?

Joe Hockey@JoeHockeyFollow

Wow another Press Conference about the Labor Party... That change really worked. Will the Australian people get a look on?

5:07 PM - 08 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. Another rumoured leadership contender Social Services Minister Scott Morrison thought "leadership chatter" is about "a Government sacking itself".

Labor leadership chatter is all about a Government sacking itself for its own poor performance #fb

Hon. Scott Morrison@ScottMorrisonMPFollow

Labor leadership chatter is all about a Government sacking itself for its own poor performance #fb

7:38 PM - 23 Jun 10ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. ...

@rustedon1962 I meant stability and consistency is on the Coalition side - Labor remains dysfunctional and divided

Hon. Scott Morrison@ScottMorrisonMPFollow

@rustedon1962 I meant stability and consistency is on the Coalition side - Labor remains dysfunctional and divided

5:33 PM - 01 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. And ~nailed~ this tweet.

quote from Eden Monaro voter re Labor Government leadership change "same smelly feet, different pair of socks" #fb #alot #gillard

Hon. Scott Morrison@ScottMorrisonMPFollow

quote from Eden Monaro voter re Labor Government leadership change "same smelly feet, different pair of socks" #fb #alot #gillard

2:26 PM - 30 Jun 10ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. Finance Minister Mathias Cormann accused Labor and its leadership issues of being a "circus".

Tony Abbott with a strong united team vs Labor which is just a circus. Time to end the circus. #realchange #pplsforum

Mathias Cormann@MathiasCormannFollow

Tony Abbott with a strong united team vs Labor which is just a circus. Time to end the circus. #realchange #pplsforum

7:43 PM - 28 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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12. Minister for Small Business Bruce Bilson thought there was "no adult in charge" of the Labor government.

People right across the country, whether they own their business or not, look to Canberra and see no adult in charge. http://t.co/RED6jm43

Bruce Billson@BruceBillsonMPFollow

People right across the country, whether they own their business or not, look to Canberra and see no adult in charge. http://t.co/RED6jm43

12:19 PM - 27 Feb 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. And the Minister Assisting the Prime Minister for Women (her real actual title) Michaelia Cash hit out.

Labor continues to obsess about leadership because the Prime Minister continues to show bad judgement.

Michaelia Cash@SenatorCashFollow

Labor continues to obsess about leadership because the Prime Minister continues to show bad judgement.

1:50 PM - 19 Mar 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. Then there was Assistant Minister for Infrastructure and Regional Development Jamie Briggs.

Time for change, can you imagine 3 more years of this division, chaos and dysfunction? #election2013

Jamie Briggs@BriggsJamieFollow

Time for change, can you imagine 3 more years of this division, chaos and dysfunction? #election2013

3:05 PM - 04 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. And fellow South Australian, Senator Simon Birmingham couldn't help himself.

it would seem that the tradesmen have arrived to replace the door into the Labor caucus room with a revolving door... #auspol

Simon Birmingham@BirmoFollow

it would seem that the tradesmen have arrived to replace the door into the Labor caucus room with a revolving door... #auspol

12:43 PM - 26 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. Hit.

.@TonyAbbottMHR says that the people of Australia deserve better than Labor's games & division. Hear, hear! #auspol #spill

Simon Birmingham@BirmoFollow

.@TonyAbbottMHR says that the people of Australia deserve better than Labor's games & division. Hear, hear! #auspol #spill

11:06 PM - 26 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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17. After.

.@perissology when was the last time the governing party had two leadership spills within 13 months? Enough is enough.

Simon Birmingham@BirmoFollow

.@perissology when was the last time the governing party had two leadership spills within 13 months? Enough is enough.

6:53 PM - 21 Mar 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. Hit.

the Rudd &Gillard governments summed up in one video with one word - dysfunction … http://t.co/uEg4sCjUNj #auspol #MyLiberal

Simon Birmingham@BirmoFollow

the Rudd &Gillard governments summed up in one video with one word - dysfunction … http://t.co/uEg4sCjUNj #auspol #MyLiberal

12:54 PM - 27 Feb 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. Parliamentary Secretary to the Minister for Foreign Affairs Steven Ciobo went after the infamous phrase being used by the current crop of Liberal government MPs.

@fitzhunter utters the words that everyone knows are a death sentence for Gillard - "the PM has my total support" just now #abcnews24

steveciobo@stevecioboFollow

@fitzhunter utters the words that everyone knows are a death sentence for Gillard - "the PM has my total support" just now #abcnews24

5:47 PM - 18 Jun 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. Parliamentary Secretary to the Treasurer Kelly O'Dwyer, touted as a future Liberal Party leader, had some choice words in 2013.

A Labor Party with any other leader is still the same divided and dysfunction Labor. Watch me on 'Breaking Politics' http://t.co/ftkjxZlH6e

Kelly O'Dwyer@KellyODwyerFollow

A Labor Party with any other leader is still the same divided and dysfunction Labor. Watch me on 'Breaking Politics' http://t.co/ftkjxZlH6e

12:15 PM - 17 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

21.

3 years since Gillard knifed Rudd, still leadership the issue. Only a change of government can restore stability http://t.co/aHICk9TYJA

Kelly O'Dwyer@KellyODwyerFollow

3 years since Gillard knifed Rudd, still leadership the issue. Only a change of government can restore stability http://t.co/aHICk9TYJA

12:21 PM - 24 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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22. But don't ever forget the Liberal backbenchers.

Labor with all the chaos&dysfunction are unhappy little Vegemites They need time out in opposition #auspol #ausvotes

Alex Hawke MP@AlexHawkeMPFollow

Labor with all the chaos&dysfunction are unhappy little Vegemites They need time out in opposition #auspol #ausvotes

1:20 PM - 12 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

23.

I get on one plane trip & half the Government resigns! Hell, why am I even surprised anymore #chaos #confusion #labor #auspol

Alex Hawke MP@AlexHawkeMPFollow

I get on one plane trip & half the Government resigns! Hell, why am I even surprised anymore #chaos #confusion #labor #auspol

4:41 PM - 22 Mar 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

24. Especially when the backbencher is publicly agitating for change now.

Our PM officially ceased looking like a PM this week in Canberra

Andrew Laming@AndrewLamingMPFollow

Our PM officially ceased looking like a PM this week in Canberra

4:10 PM - 16 Jun 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

25. Like Liberal MP Dennis "Abbott's Gotta Go" Jensen.

It becomes clearer by the day that switching failed Prime Ministers, nothing really changes

Dennis Jensen MP@DennisJensenMPFollow

It becomes clearer by the day that switching failed Prime Ministers, nothing really changes

10:44 AM - 02 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

26.

Only an election will deliver a genuinely united government. A better future for all with a strong economy and a safe and secure Australia.

Dennis Jensen MP@DennisJensenMPFollow

Only an election will deliver a genuinely united government. A better future for all with a strong economy and a safe and secure Australia.

10:52 AM - 27 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

27. It would be unfair to exclude other Liberal figures. Take it away former NSW Premier Barry "Grange" O'Farrell.

Ouch! Anna Bigh - I don't intend to allow "the NSW disease" of "revolving door" leadership to undermine Labor's mandate in Qld #bloodflows

Barry O'Farrell@barryofarrellFollow

Ouch! Anna Bigh - I don't intend to allow "the NSW disease" of "revolving door" leadership to undermine Labor's mandate in Qld #bloodflows

6:21 PM - 23 Aug 10ReplyRetweetFavorite

28. Tony Abbott's own sister (herself a Liberal Sydney councillor) also condemned the "revolving door" of Labor.

Australia deserves an election, not another untrustworthy and untrusting Labor "leader" thru their revolving door #auspol #spill

Christine Forster@resourcefultypeFollow

Australia deserves an election, not another untrustworthy and untrusting Labor "leader" thru their revolving door #auspol #spill

6:45 PM - 26 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

29.

Laughable @KRuddMP has the hide to challenge @TonyAbbottMHR Who was chicken when Crean wanted a spill? Call an election Chicken Kev #auspol

Christine Forster@resourcefultypeFollow

Laughable @KRuddMP has the hide to challenge @TonyAbbottMHR Who was chicken when Crean wanted a spill? Call an election Chicken Kev #auspol

10:03 PM - 09 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

30.

Whatever the outcome of the spill, Labor is a chaotic rabble, obviously incapable of uniting behind anyone #auspol

Christine Forster@resourcefultypeFollow

Whatever the outcome of the spill, Labor is a chaotic rabble, obviously incapable of uniting behind anyone #auspol

5:27 PM - 26 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

31. Plus the Federal Liberal Party President Brian Loughnane.

Labor leadership chaos - I feel a Lemon coming on .. #auspol

Brian Loughnane@LoughnaneBFollow

Labor leadership chaos - I feel a Lemon coming on .. #auspol

3:31 PM - 20 Mar 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

32. And the former Chief of Staff for John Howard, Grahame Morris.

Some dills are saying Libs worried by ALP leadership process and may have to copy. Worried is wrong word. Laughing is the word#auspol

Grahame Morris@GrahameMorris2Follow

Some dills are saying Libs worried by ALP leadership process and may have to copy. Worried is wrong word. Laughing is the word#auspol

8:56 AM - 05 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

33. Because remember the Liberal Party is UNITED!

A truly united Coalition or three more years of Labor chaos, division, dysfunction? It’s your choice. #auspol

LNP@LNPQLDFollow

A truly united Coalition or three more years of Labor chaos, division, dysfunction? It’s your choice. #auspol

3:32 PM - 20 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

34. It definitely doesn't want to change the leader!

Remember the last 6 years of chaos, division, and dysfunction when you go to vote today #auspol #ausvotes

LNP@LNPQLDFollow

Remember the last 6 years of chaos, division, and dysfunction when you go to vote today #auspol #ausvotes

1:00 PM - 07 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

35. BONUS: Treasurer Joe Hockey scoffed at suggestions low interest rates = good economy. (The RBA just cut interest rates to a historic low)

If we accept @krudd logic then US and UK and European economies are doing really really well because their cash rate is effectively 0%!

Joe Hockey@JoeHockeyFollow

If we accept @krudd logic then US and UK and European economies are doing really really well because their cash rate is effectively 0%!

5:22 PM - 05 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

36. Oh and Immigration Minister Peter Dutton who expressed his favourite royal was the newly knighted Prince Philip... BACK IN 2010!

Prince Philip is definitely my favourite royal.

Peter Dutton@PeterDutton_MPFollow

Prince Philip is definitely my favourite royal.

5:41 PM - 13 Mar 10ReplyRetweetFavorite

37. It all goes to show that throwing stones in glass houses, especially when you're in opposition and the stones are tweets, could lead to looking a bit silly.

@wendymorison We won't break an election commitment. Sorry to disappoint #asktony

Tony Abbott@TonyAbbottMHRFollow

@wendymorison We won't break an election commitment. Sorry to disappoint #asktony

4:21 PM - 13 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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