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18 Undeniable Signs That You're A Pinoy Social Climber

May pambili ng iPhone X pero walang pang-data.

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2. You call the things you own by their brand and model names.

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"Sabi ng iPhone 7 Plus ko uulan mamaya. Sana 'di mabasa yung Macbook Pro sa loob ng Anello ko."

Push mo 'yan.

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4. You have more than one car, pero sa kalsada ka nagpa-park.

Ang ganda sana ng road widening project ng gobyerno. KASO ITONG MGA PUTANG INANG SOCIAL CLIMBER, KUNG GAWING PARKING LOT, WAGAS!

6. You walk around with a DSLR around your neck, pero you don't know how to use it.

Social climber ang taong nagdadala mg dSLR sa mall para ipang-selfie

Auto mode pa more.

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9. May pambili ng iPhone X pero walang pang-data.

"Pa iphone iphone pa wala namang internet" HAHAHAHAHAHA

The latest and most powerful smartphone, pang-unli text lang.

11. Nasa hospital bed ka tapos magpapa-pictorial ka so you can tell everyone on Facebook that: (a) may pambayad ka ng private room, and (b) afford mong magpagamot sa St. Luke's.

12. You like to go to expensive restaurants not to eat, but to take photos of your food.

Yung magpopost sa ig at fb ng kung ano2ng sosyal na pagkain tapos sasabihin "Di ako mayaman" ano lang? Social climber hah! Pakyu

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13. Or you just go to the restaurant to be seen.

Social climber restaurant scene: Nadaanan, nagpicture pero di naman kumain. 😭😁

14. You're always at Starbucks in the morning because you can't go through your day without coffee, sabi mo.

15. Facebook status: "Now picking up groceries at S&R."

S&R na ba ang bagong #goals ng mga Bes nating Social Climber? Di na Nutella, https://t.co/kIKjXioMBF or H&M?

Pero 'pag nasa Puregold ka, wala namang status.

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