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18 Undeniable Signs That You're A Pinoy Social Climber

May pambili ng iPhone X pero walang pang-data.

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1. Naka-claim ka na nang Starbucks planner in one week, or less.

Yes, ako 'yan. Don't judge me. 😅
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Yes, ako 'yan. Don't judge me. 😅

2. You call the things you own by their brand and model names.

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"Sabi ng iPhone 7 Plus ko uulan mamaya. Sana 'di mabasa yung Macbook Pro sa loob ng Anello ko."

Push mo 'yan.

3. You also like to name-drop popular people during normal conversations.

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4. You have more than one car, pero sa kalsada ka nagpa-park.

Ang ganda sana ng road widening project ng gobyerno. KASO ITONG MGA PUTANG INANG SOCIAL CLIMBER, KUNG GAWING PARKING LOT, WAGAS!

Twitter: @juantesorojr / Via Twitter: @juantesorojr

5. You have an expensive gym membership but you only go there to take selfies.

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Tapos ina-upload mo sa Instagram with the hashtag #fitnessgoals

6. You walk around with a DSLR around your neck, pero you don't know how to use it.

Social climber ang taong nagdadala mg dSLR sa mall para ipang-selfie

Twitter: @mr_jonathanacha / Via Twitter: @mr_jonathanacha

Auto mode pa more.

7. You call yourself a social media influencer.

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Kahit 2000 lang followers mo sa Twitter.

8. Naka-Beats na original pero 'di afford yung Spotify premium.

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9. May pambili ng iPhone X pero walang pang-data.

"Pa iphone iphone pa wala namang internet" HAHAHAHAHAHA

Twitter: @ElyanFaustine / Via Twitter: @ElyanFaustine

The latest and most powerful smartphone, pang-unli text lang.

10. You have an expensive dog at home but kinukulong mo lang.

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Nakakalabas lang si bantay kapag selfie time na.

11. Nasa hospital bed ka tapos magpapa-pictorial ka so you can tell everyone on Facebook that: (a) may pambayad ka ng private room, and (b) afford mong magpagamot sa St. Luke's.

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Yung maganda ka pa rin sa picture kahit naka-confine ka na.

12. You like to go to expensive restaurants not to eat, but to take photos of your food.

Yung magpopost sa ig at fb ng kung ano2ng sosyal na pagkain tapos sasabihin "Di ako mayaman" ano lang? Social climber hah! Pakyu

Twitter: @iam_nikuLet / Via Twitter: @iam_nikuLet

13. Or you just go to the restaurant to be seen.

Social climber restaurant scene: Nadaanan, nagpicture pero di naman kumain. 😭😁

Twitter: @KCzerene / Via Twitter: @KCzerene

14. You're always at Starbucks in the morning because you can't go through your day without coffee, sabi mo.

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Pero yung order mo lagi, frappe. Hindi yan kape, girl, asukal yan.

15. Facebook status: "Now picking up groceries at S&R."

S&R na ba ang bagong #goals ng mga Bes nating Social Climber? Di na Nutella, https://t.co/kIKjXioMBF or H&M?

Twitter: @RedRidingDude / Via Twitter: @RedRidingDude

Pero 'pag nasa Puregold ka, wala namang status.

16. You take selfies with any expensive car you see na naka-park.

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Caption mo sa Instagram: #blessed

17. Yung magdo-donate ka sa charity tapos ipagyayabang mo sa Facebook.

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Yung post mo, may kasama pang picture nung pera o tsekeng binigay mo.

18. And lastly, you're first to call out a social climber when you think you see one.

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It takes one to know one, mga bes. Cheers.

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