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    27 Of The Most Savage Moments On Pinoy Twitter

    "Lapitin talaga ako ng mga hayop, tignan mo malapit tayo sa isa't isa."

    1. This savage comeback.

    Friend: PARANG DUMAMI PIMPLES MO Me: PARANG SUMAMA UGALI MO

    Twitter: @KagaguhanFiles / Via Twitter: @KagaguhanFiles

    2. When manong driver hates your hugot.

    "Bayad po" (Waits for 20 minutes) "Anobayan feelings ko nga sakanya di nasuklian yung bente pesos ko pa Manong?" "Manahimik ka walang barya"

    Twitter: @Cycycyizitreal / Via Twitter: @Cycycyizitreal

    3. Lusot.

    Prof: Okay we will have a long quiz next meeting. Me: Ano pong coverage ng exam? Prof: Lahat ng tinuro ko mula sa pinaka umpisa! Me: OMEGED guys walang exam!!

    Twitter: @pasaholluckyn1 / Via Twitter: @pasaholluckyni1

    4. Oops.

    Twitter: @angkas / Via Twitter: @angkas

    5. Wishful savagery.

    saleslady: *talking to my mom* ang gwapo ng anak nyo mam โ€˜no pero bakla me: *sumabat* eh ikaw ate pangit ka pero babae ka diba so fair lang CHAROT NAGPIGIL AKO DAHIL CHRISTMAS HUTAENA MGA KUMARE MERRY CHRISTMAS SA MGA MICROAGGRESSIONS HAHAHAHAHA

    Twitter: @vinceliban / Via Twitter: @vinceliban

    6. This experience.

    Meanwhile sa LRT... Teh paexperience naman teh????

    Twitter: @_giemellsantos / Via Twitter: @_giemellsantos

    7. Pwede naman.

    Me: Bakit nasa "Transportation" folder mo yung Tinder? Friend: Eh gusto ko dito lahat ng booking apps PUTANGINA AYOKO NA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Twitter: @heycaloy / Via Twitter: @heycaloy

    8. Say what?

    A family of 4 in KFC Dad: miss gaano kalaki yung mousse? Cashier: 5 inches po Mom: ...parang tatay niyo Dad: Cashier: Son: Daughter: KFC:

    Twitter: enzoespi / Via Twitter: @enzoespi

    9. Sabaw.

    Meanwhile sa Lugawan Sa Tejeron Me: Miss isa ngang L4 (Lugaw with lechon kawali and egg) Tindera: Kain po ba? Me: Pwede ba inumin yang lugaw? Sige ayos lang lagay mo sa plastic tapos may straw Me Lugaw Tindera Itlog Lechon Kawali

    Twitter: @instantmaki / Via Twitter: @instantmaki

    10. Naging butanding ka ba?

    "Supporting LGBT's Pride doesn't make u gay. Bakit noong nag share ka nang "Save the Whales" naging butanding kaba? Tanga! Pashnea!"

    Twitter: @vincebertrandt / Via Twitter: @vincebertrandt

    11. Dragged by a deity.

    Twitter: @PANGINOON / Via Twitter: @PANGlNOON

    12. T'wang-t'wang ako.

    Twitter: @lanznathanjohn / Via Twitter: @lanznathanjohn

    13. Savagery, six years in the making.

    education should be for everyone and your girl got receipts from 6 years ago good night

    Twitter: @lookingforjoyce / Via Twitter: @lookingforjoyce

    14. Savage landi.

    feeling strong pero gusto talaga ng lambing

    Twitter: @audreycruz_ / Via Twitter: @audreycruz_

    15. What happens if you come for the wrong person.

    Twitter: @athenaanona / Via Twitter: @athenaanona

    16. 100% savage.

    Friend: Describe me in one word Ako: Words can't even describe how beautiful you are Friend: Thanks Ako: But numbers can. 2/10. Charot!

    Twitter: @IamEthylGabison / Via Twitter: @IamEthylGabison

    17. "Alam ko yan hindi mo kailangan sabihin yan."

    So my Grade 2 nephew had an activity in Filipino. He was frustrated kasi hindi daw niya maintindihan kung paano naging mali ang sagot niya. ๐Ÿ˜† Sa #3, wala siyang sagot kasi wala daw siyang kapatid. ๐Ÿ˜… https://t.co/qmjRWi25b6

    Twitter: @darkchocobeast / Via Twitter: @darkchocobeast

    18. Brutal.

    "Lapitin talaga ako ng mga hayop, tignan mo malapit tayo sa isa't isa." SAVAGE HAHAHANEPHAHAHA ๐Ÿ”ฅ

    Twitter: @_hanengg / Via Twitter: @_hanengg

    19. This savage mom.

    so kanina, may pulis na bumibili ng balot kay nanay. Tapos nagbiro yung pulis Pulis: Nay, pwede ba utang? *laughs* Nanay: Utang? Laki laki ng sweldo nyo mga pulis. San nyo dinadala? Pangbili ng baril tsaka ng bala? Tapos patay lang kayo ng patay. Maiinam kayo ah. hahaha nanay

    Twitter: @kyuriiie / Via Twitter: @kyuriiie

    20. Truth is, Pinoy moms are the most savage beings in the world. Exhibit A:

    Me: *Eating icing ng cake* Mom: Bigyan mo nga yan *turo sa pusa* : *pinatikim* Hala ma ayaw naman niya! : Gago pakainin mo ng catfood. : Ay! Akala ko nitong kinakain ko! : Nak pinagaral kita ng senior high sa senjo ha. Pakigamit ang utak ๐Ÿ˜‚ Savage masyado tong nanay ko.

    Twitter: @kwinleksi / Via Twitter: @kwinleksi

    21. Exhibit B:

    me: lola, pangit ko dun sa passport photo ko :( mommy: okay lang yan nak..... ganun talaga...... lumalabas kung ano yung totoo Comfort ba yan or what HAHAHAH ANAK MO KO MUMSH SUPPORT NAMAN JAN HAHAHAhuhuHHA savage

    Twitter: @carlynnelianne / Via Twitter: @carlynnelianne

    22. And this one too.

    papa: ang pangit ng lotion natin. nakakaitim mama: bat ako pumuti naman? maitim ka lang talaga HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SAVAGE

    Twitter: @MJSAragon / Via Twitter: @MJSAragon

    23. Another one.

    *bago pumasok Me: Ma bobo ako Mama: Nak, kaya nga kita pinapasok sa school kasi bobo ka Me: Aray ma pero bobo talaga ako SKL HAHAHAHA

    Twitter: @Bsilonga / Via Twitter: @Bsil0nga

    24. I mean, does nanay really love us?

    Mommy: ba't di mo gamitin facial wash? Ako: nadadry mukha ko. Ikaw nalang. Mommy: ginagamit ko nga kahit di ko gusto. Ako: GANYAN NAMAN EH! GINAGAMIT LANG PERO DI NAMAN GUSTO! Mommy: wag ka makulit jan ha wala ka naman lovelife. Savage naman ng nanay ko di na ako nakapalag. โ˜น

    Twitter: @BlissfulNugget / Via Twitter: @BlissfulNugget

    25. Pinoy moms can be savage for their kids.

    My mom channeling her inner Jaclyn Jose's "Bitch ka lang, ako super bitch" attitude and schooled her 'amiga' for being a mahaderang frog. Mukhang may nasirang friendship at nagsaulian ng kandila dahil sa isang fb post ko. Lol. Ano ba kasing problema niyo sa mga taga UP? lels https://t.co/HRUgG9iRt2

    Twitter: @antonthefighter / Via Twitter: @antonthefighter

    26. They just want to protect their children.

    classmate ni mama nung hs: "bakit nakapasok sa UP mga anak mo e diba bobo ka naman nung highschool tayo" mama: "e bakit yang anak mo pogi e diba pangit ka naman nung highschool tayo" shookt. anak nga ako ng nanay ko

    Twitter: @sujukiss824 / Via Twitter: @sujukiss824

    27. But really, how would you define savage?

    Michael: Oy, ano ba yung meaning ng savage? Jols: Gulay yun diba? Tagalog ng repolyo? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Us: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KAIBIGAN KO TALAGA 'TO ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Twitter: @mariannejmo / Via Twitter: @marianejmo

    Deadt.

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