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21 Embarassing Shopping Moments That Always Happen At SM

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1. Yung tinulungan ka ng saleslady mag-fit ng damit tapos 'di mo rin pala bibilhin.

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2. 'Pag dalawa kayong lalaki and the saleslady calls you "mamsir."

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So you start questioning who you really are.

3. Worse, mag-isa ka lang and the saleslady still calls you "mamsir."

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Baka may kasama kang siya lang ang nakakikita? Iskeri.

4. When you're not in a talking mood and every saleslady wants to be in your ear.

AKO LANG BA NAGPAPANIC PAG TUMITINGIN NG BIBILHIN TAS MAY LALAPIT NA SALESLADY/MAN : ano po yun sir? 'ay wala po' *sabay walkout* ...

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5. When you inquire about an item that you like then promise the saleslady na 'babalikan mo na lang,' not telling her na kulang ang pera mo.

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6. Kapag may guard na lapit nang lapit and you feel judged.

Bakit ba lagi kaming sinusundan ng guard sa sm store kanina...sa ganda naming mag-ina mukha pa ba kaming shoplifter HAHAHAHAHHA jkjk

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7. When you keep unfolding perfectly folded clothes and you feel the saleslady giving you the evil eye.

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Malapit ka nang masampal.

8. Yung sobrang tagal mo na sa loob and you feel like you can't leave without buying anything.

And this is why I have a ton of unused ballpens at work.
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And this is why I have a ton of unused ballpens at work.

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9. 'Pag sobrang haba nung pila tapos barya ang gagamitin mong pambayad.

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10. Tapos andami mong bibilhin so antagal mong magbilang ng barya.

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You can feel everyone in the line judging you.

11. Pero minsan, ikaw naman yung hinahanapan ng barya, and you quickly say no, kasi hassle.

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12. You try to pay with your credit card instead, but it is not working.

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13. When you're buying something intimate for your significant other.

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14. When you completely forget why you went to SM in the first place.

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Ano nga uli yung bibilhin mo?

15. That time when you're buying something hard to explain and you need to repeat it multiple times before they get it.

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16. When you can't fit in your usual dress size.

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So you have to sheepishly ask the saleslady for the next size.

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17. Or when you have to buy something too embarassing to discuss.

Saleslady: (to mom) ano po size ng chest guard, medium or large? Mom: yung ganon oh *points at me* Saleslady: ah small Me: ... My chest: ;-;

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18. You already bought that embarassing item and someone you know sees you.

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19. When somebody catches you singing along to the store music.

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20. Tapos minsan, may choreo pa.

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21. But no matter what happens, you know you'll always come back to SM to shop.

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This is your life now.