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When you're trying to get yourself to behave responsibly.
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When it says you have plenty of time.
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When it chooses to ignore the needs of your body.
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When it conspires to break your composure.
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When you know you definitely, absolutely have to get out of bed.
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When it convinces you that everything is gonna look great.
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When it keeps you trapped in your comfort zone.
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When it doesn't realize your body has completely different plans for you.
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When it betrays your better instincts.
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When it can't commit to responsibility.
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When it makes you try things it knows deep down won't work.
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When it refuses to acknowledge the world outside of your one true love.
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When it takes you to a wonderful place the body has no hope of enjoying.