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Probably my stomach grumbling.Ehhh, don't worry about it.Dude, are you freaking out right now?Just relax, buddy.Do you ever think about how sound works? So weird.FUCK IT'S THE COPS
I do not have the energy to even process that.I could go for some juice right now.LOL WATI really identify with Kranny.Is this a trick question?I disagree, the cooby definitely grimshaws.
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I don't even know dude.The universe is so big, we can't be the only ones, right?LOL, whatever, Mulder.Dude, I don't even want to think about that, it freaks me out.What if, like, one of us was already an alien? Like how would we even know?Maybe one of them will get here with the goddamn pizza already.
What Kind Of Stoner Are You?
You're not exactly the most social person when you're stoned, you think the best time to blaze is when you're already curled up under a blanket and looking to relax. There isn't a huge amount of time between when you get stoned and when you pass out.
You are totally the guy at the party rummaging around the kitchen for snacks or cheering to get a pizza delivered. You have created some of the most delicious and beautiful food inventions when you've been stoned and you've never regretted it. Getting stoned without food at hand honestly sounds like absolute living hell to you.
Everything's funny to you isn't it? When you're stoned it seems like the the littlest thing can make you hyperventilate from laughing. You and your friends have spent many an evening creating the most bizarre inside jokes. The less sense it makes, the funnier it is.
You have often used the time when you're stoned to do some soul-searching. You've come up with some good ideas and maybe even stumbled across a few epiphanies. When you're stoned, you love and appreciate everyone around you, and you're not afraid to tell them.
What was that? Are you guys talking about me? Am I annoying? Do you guys hate me? These are some of the questions you may hear yourself asking when you're stoned. All your senses are heightened and you can get a little jumpy. Let yourself relax a little!
Isn't it crazy how much water there is on Earth? How is light both a beam and a wave? What if you and I both see green as a different color? And what's the deal with birds? When you get stoned you find yourself asking the really big questions. The universe is a wild, crazy place and getting stoned has always helped you view it from a new perspective.