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    Everything We Remember From “Game Of Thrones” Season 5, Illustrated

    Zombies and dragons and shame and death. But mostly death.

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    HBO's Game of Thrones returns Sunday, April 24! To prepare for the new season, we asked several BuzzFeed staffers to draw what they remember from last season.

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    We quickly learned that...a lot happened. It's hard to get it all straight.

    First off, the Night's Watch burned Mance Rayder alive! But Jon Snow mercy-killed him halfway through. ’Cause Jon's a NICE GUY.

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    Then, in Braavos, Arya transformed into Cat.

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    She spent a lot of time sweeping and getting frustrated.

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    "I have people to murder, dammit!"

    Jaime and Bronn went on a buddy-comedy-style road trip to Dorne.

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    Littlefinger told Sansa he was going to take care of her and then he JUST LEFT HER. So she could get married?? Again??

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    The house of Black and White told Arya — sorry, Cat — that she had to throw all her stuff away. But she sneakily hid her sword under the stairs.

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    Then a satanist cult came to power in King's Landing?

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    They made people carve stars into their foreheads. Rude.

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    Then Melisandre gave Jon Snow a lap dance and he was all like, "nah."

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    He was kinda tempted though.

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    Meanwhile, in Dorne, Jaime wasn't taking to being one-handed very well.

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    The sand snakes showed up looking badass.

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    But not badass enough I guess, because they all got captured!

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    Over in King's Landing, Queen Margaery also got locked up.

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    Thanks a lot, High Sparrow and Olenna.

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    Ser Barristan got jumped by the Sons of the Harpy!

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    Then Ser Jorah Mormont weaseled his way back to Daenerys Targaryen.

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    She was less than pleased.

    Ramsay Bolton continued to be a bastard. Not literally. Figuratively.

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    One thing's for sure, we definitely remembered Cat selling cockles. (Although we could not agree on what those are or how to spell it.)

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    Maybe it's "cuckold"? Wait, no, that's not right.

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    For the record, Wikipedia defines a cockle as "a small, edible, saltwater clam, a marine bivalve mollusc."

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    The more you know.

    Also, Tyrion and Dany finally met!

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    And up in the North, the The Massacre at Helm's Deep — er, I mean, Hardhome — began!

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    The Night's King came out looking all blue and menacing.

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    Karsi (aka the girl from Pitch Perfect 2) was killed by a horde of White Walker children.

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    And our heroes made their escape thanks to Wun Wun the giant.

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    And let's just get this part over with: Stannis burned his daughter alive. It was awful.

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    When are you people going to learn that Blood Magic is never worth it??

    Then when Cersei got locked up, she may have gotten so thirsty she drank from a gross puddle.

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    Drogon finally reappeared! Just in the nick of time! He grabbed Dany and immediately peaced out.

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    Some fans of the book were not particularly impressed with this part.

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    Sansa and Theon met in the middle of a battle and decided to jump off a castle wall!

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    And I mean, it's about time you grew a backbone, Theon, seriously.

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    Did they die? It's kinda unclear, but honestly anything is better than being imprisoned by Ramsay.

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    Brienne may have killed Stannis? YES. YOU GO, GIRL.

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    Cersei had an extremely bad day.

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    Really, just not good.

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    She was led around the city by a lady with a bell.

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    People threw fruit at her.

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    Some people flashed her?

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    It was mostly just a lot of shame.

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    Some of us missed that episode and were really confused.

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    Really the only part you need to remember is "shame."

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    But then Ser Robert Strong showed up and saved Cersei's ass!

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    Then he died? Maybe?

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    Then, Jaime left Dorne with Myrcella and he told her that he's her real dad! But then she died. Oops.

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    Arya stole a face and there were some serious consequences.

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    She insisted it was for a good cause, but they didn't care!

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    Bottom line, she's blind now.

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    Like super blind.

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    Like really, really blind.

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    And last but not least, Jon got stabbed by his fellow watchmen.

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    It was all Olly's idea. Thanks a lot, Olly. You're the worst.

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    RIP Jon, you were a shining beacon of light in the cold, cold dark.

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    Goodnight, sweet prince.

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    You will live on in our hearts.

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    And maybe in the show too? Some of us are theorists who still want to believe.

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    Also: Bran and Hodor were sadly absent this whole season.

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    We like to think he was having a nice time hanging out in that tree from Season 4.

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    Also missing: Ser Pounce! Where'd you go?

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    You were sorely missed. This season was a lot more depressing without you.

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