1.I'm a little under the weather, I'll just take some vitamins, drink water, and go to bed early and I'm sure I'll be fine tomorrow.
2.Dang, well, that didn't work. You know what, I'll treat myself to a sick day, I deserve it.
3.Okay honestly I thought this would be fun, but there's only so many hours straight you can play video games or lie motionless in the dark while your head throbs.
4.I'm going to have to return to society, I think I'm starting to feel better anyway!
5.Oh WHOOPS I GOT 100 TIMES WORSE.
6.I took some cold medicine and I feel like a million bucks and kinda stoned. Finally cured!!
7.Okay, it wore off and I realized I'm not cured at all.
8.I want to DIE.
9.I'm starting to use my sickness as an icebreaker/bonding material.
10.Food has no taste, sleep is unsatisfying, I can't enjoy anything, life is nothing but misery.
11.If I'm being honest though, this isn't as much torture as much as it's just TRULY ANNOYING.
12.Still no change. I guess this is just my life now. Is this what being an adult is?
13.Maybe if I get tons of sleep tonight I'll wake up and magically be 100%.
14.Nope.
15.Time to shoot snot rockets.
16.My significant other is starting to get bored when they ask how I'm feeling. SORRY, I STILL FEEL LIKE HELL.
17.Throat is like sandpaper, I sound like an 800 year old smoker.
18.I have accepted my life. I am a miserable person.
19.Maybe if I write a post about this, I'll at least be able to say I got some work out of it.