1.
When you set out to become a bronze god.
2.
When you think you've got it in you to be the bad guy.
3.
When you pride yourself on your high tolerance.
4.
Anytime you think you've outsmarted humidity.
5.
When people hear the news about your big party.
6.
When you think you could benefit from a little team bonding.
7.
When the game tells you to be aware of your surroundings.
8.
When you are proud of yourself for shopping the sales.
9.
When you've declared this week to be the week you start eating better.
10.
When you tell people about your life as a proud mom.
11.
When you put your faith in women's deodorant.
12.
Right when you think you've mastered this whole chip-reader thing.
13.
When you thought you were going to get answers you really needed
14.
When you pride yourself on being a peaceful sleeper.
15.
When you think all your salad needs is a little shake.
