1. On nights when it doesn't pay to get off the couch.
2. When you're proud of your excellent pun.
3. On days you just don't feel like dealing with people.
4. If you aren't making as much progress on your resolutions as you thought you would be.
5. When you've got a look that works for you and you're committed to it.
6. When you have to kick the cat out of your bedroom for acting paranoid again.
7. On days when you feel like all human beings are the enemy.
8. When maybe you aren't the technophile you thought you were.
9. At mealtimes, when you're just looking out for number one.
10. When you're just an animal with animal needs.
11. The days when you feel like overdoing the makeup a bit.
12. Or the days when you decide to underdo it.
13. When you do your best, even if you come up short.
14. When you go a little overboard on the glitter.
15. When there's no way you could have accounted for the unexpected.
16. When you feel you deserve a good cry.
17. When your heart is in the right place, even when the execution isn't perfect.
The phrasing in No. 6 has been reworded to reflect BuzzFeed's standards and style guidelines. We apologize for a lapse in judgment in using a clinical term in a conversational, nonclinical sense.