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11 Ways To Avoid Answering "So, What Do You Do?" At A Party

The most dreaded of all party questions.

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1. Try to rope them into a pyramid scheme.

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2. Get medical.

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3. Tell them you're a time traveler.

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4. Get existential.

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5. Have an existential crisis.

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6. Answer "The Dew."

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7. Sing "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" by The Police.

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8. Know your rights. Ask if you are being detained.

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9. Exercise your right to remain silent.

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10. If they insist, tell them that you do not consent to the search. Ask for a warrant.

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11. Flip a table over and run away.

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