1. Try to rope them into a pyramid scheme.
2. Get medical.
3. Tell them you're a time traveler.
4. Get existential.
5. Have an existential crisis.
6. Answer "The Dew."
7. Sing "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" by The Police.
8. Know your rights. Ask if you are being detained.
9. Exercise your right to remain silent.
10. If they insist, tell them that you do not consent to the search. Ask for a warrant.
11. Flip a table over and run away.
