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Can We Guess Why You Can't Even?
It's just one of those days, alright? Why's everyone trying to grill you today? Everyone should be permitted "can't even" days where they don't have to do anything and they don't even have to give a reason. You just have a lot going on. Or you know what, maybe you don't! Maybe you have a normal amount going on. But you just don't feel like dealing with it today. Is that so hard to believe?
Whether you just pulled an all-nighter or got a full night's sleep, it doesn't matter — all you want to do is go back to bed. Every little thing you have to do today is like you're a snail trying to roll a boulder up a hill. Every time you blink your eyes you're wishing that you could just keep them closed. Wherever you are right now, you're just counting down the minutes to when you can be snuggly and warm in your bed again.
Everyone is dumb. You're surrounded by idiots. You can't handle sucking up to one more person, doing one more person a favor, or even having one more forced conversation. Most of the time you can handle it fine, but today you can't even be bothered to smile at a store clerk. People are just phony and fake and why can't they just leave you alone to live your damn life?
Work? Socializing? School? Responsibility? Who even cares? What's the point? You struggle to feign interest in basically everything. Any time the world comes to you with something to do you just roll your eyes. How important is this stuff, really? Everything is overrated and life is a chore and why can't you just go back to bed now?
Your lethargy is taking over and the world is just asking too much of you today. Getting things done is out of the question. Even if all you have to do is go home and go to bed, it's too much! First you have to get home, then you have to get your keys out, then you have to put them in the lock and turn it, then you have to open the door, then you have to close it behind you, then you have to lock it again... when does it end! Why can't the universe just give you a day off?
Let's be honest, we're always hungry. But it's just super annoying right now OK? You just want to chill and eat junk food! And what, you have to do WORK? Run ERRANDS? Be an ADULT? Ugh. How are you supposed to concentrate with all that hanger? Why can't we just eat trash all day without repercussions to our bodies?