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    This Classic Painting Has The Weirdest Butt Play You'll Ever See

    More like Hieronymus Butt-sch, amirite?

    The Garden Of Earthly Delights is a triptych painted by Hieronymus Bosch sometime around 1500 AD.

    Hieronymus Bosch

    If you've ever taken an art history course, you've probably seen it.

    Among many things, the paintings feature Adam and Eve, and what is presumably a depiction of hell.

    Hieronymus Bosch
    Hieronymus Bosch

    It also depicts an elaborate scene of temptation, luxury, pleasure, and, well, a lot of butts.

    Hieronymus Bosch

    1. Some butts are innocent enough, maybe a row of butts belonging to women with apples atop their heads.

    Hieronymus Bosch

    2. Some are framed with vines.

    Hieronymus Bosch

    3. Some butts belong to fruit-headed individuals.

    Hieronymus Bosch

    4. Some subjects of the painting intend to get a closer look at butts.

    Hieronymus Bosch

    5. Some are more overt about their pursuit of butts.

    Hieronymus Bosch

    6. At some points Bosch doesn't even bother coming up with reason to show you butts.

    Hieronymus Bosch

    7. Some poor butts are grey.

    Hieronymus Bosch

    8. Some ride atop giant fishes.

    Hieronymus Bosch

    9. No butt is safe.

    Hieronymus Bosch

    10. Not even from flowers.

    Hieronymus Bosch
    Hieronymus Bosch

    11. Some butts delicately cradle tiny perfect pearls.

    Hieronymus Bosch

    12. Some are being violated by birds! Rude!

    Hieronymus Bosch

    13. Over on the hell side, butts are also making themselves known.

    14. Some are being threateningly pursued.

    Hieronymus Bosch

    15. They are the cruel victims of war.

    Hieronymus Bosch

    16. Doomed to a life of launching smoke and birds.

    Hieronymus Bosch

    17. And what's this to the left? Why, a butt playing a flute of course.

    Hieronymus Bosch

    18. And this is probably the most notable butt of all.

    Hieronymus Bosch

    Yes, you are seeing that correctly.

    Hieronymus Bosch

    And to answer your next question, yes, you can indeed play this butt song.

    View this video on YouTube

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    You're welcome.

    Art is weird.

    Hieronymus Bosch

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