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    Posted on Apr 23, 2018

    13 Things Only People Who Prefer Baths Will Get

    Horizontal > vertical.

    1. Hot showers aren't enough, you must completely immerse yourself in boiling water.

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    2. In fact, you welcome the colder months just so you can have an excuse to scald yourself.

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    3. Horizontal hygiene is always better than vertical.

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    4. Even though baths do come with their own set of challenges.

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    5. You might get out and realize you need to give yourself a rinse in the shower anyway.

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    6. But you can enjoy fun things, like eating.

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    7. Or productive things, like reading.

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    8. You can put on music and actually be able to hear it.

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    9. Even farting is more fun.

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    10. It's the only spa treatment you can give yourself for free.

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    11. Not to mention bubbles are obviously the best.

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    12. And you give yourself a big ol' pat on the back for not wasting water.

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    13. It's a black hole you'll never want to escape from.

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